The Phantom Flag Hex of Malachi Corley
Malachi Corley · CLE · WR
“Corley gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Western Kentucky's biggest rival.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Corley's week
- Corley is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Corley does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
90%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Corley, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Malachi Corley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malachi Corley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malachi Corley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.