The Shadow Coverage Hex of Malachi Corley
Malachi Corley · CLE · WR
“Corley does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Corley's week
- Corley gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Corley's stadium. Only over Corley.
80%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Corley's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Malachi Corley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malachi Corley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malachi Corley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.