The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Malachi Corley
Malachi Corley · CLE · WR
“Corley is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Corley's week
- Corley is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Corley gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Western Kentucky's biggest rival.
86%POTENCY
-10.9PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A single 49ers jersey, ironically worn
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Corley's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Malachi Corley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malachi Corley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malachi Corley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.