The Hamstring Hex of Malachi Corley
Malachi Corley · CLE · WR
“Corley gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Western Kentucky's biggest rival.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Corley's week
- Corley gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
- Corley is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
83%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Corley drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Malachi Corley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malachi Corley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malachi Corley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.