The Phantom Holding Hex of Malachi Corley
Malachi Corley · CLE · WR
“Corley scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Corley's week
- Corley finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Corley does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
83%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single tear from a Jaguars fan
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Corley's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Malachi Corley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malachi Corley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malachi Corley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.