The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Malachi Corley
Malachi Corley · CLE · WR
“Corley will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Corley's week
- Corley is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Corley does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
91%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Eye of Titans, tongue of ref,
Bring Browns down to grief,
Corley scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Malachi Corley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malachi Corley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malachi Corley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.