The Butter-Finger Hex of Malachi Corley
Malachi Corley · CLE · WR
“Corley gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Corley's week
- Corley finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Ref: "Number Corley, that's a flag." Corley: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
91%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Corley's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Malachi Corley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malachi Corley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malachi Corley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.