The Phantom Flag Hex of Malachi Corley
Malachi Corley · CLE · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Corley's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Corley's week
- Corley gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- Corley scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
88%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Corley's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Malachi Corley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malachi Corley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malachi Corley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.