The Phantom Holding Hex of Malachi Corley
Malachi Corley · CLE · WR
“Corley gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Western Kentucky's biggest rival.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Corley's week
- Corley sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Corley scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
72%POTENCY
-17.7PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Eagles locker room
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A single tear from a Seahawks fan
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Eye of Bengals, tongue of ref,
Bring Browns down to grief,
Corley scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Malachi Corley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malachi Corley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malachi Corley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.