The Dropped Pass Hex of Malachi Corley
Malachi Corley · CLE · WR
“The broadcast shows Corley on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Corley's week
- A mysterious flag erases Corley's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Corley goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
86%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single tear from a Ravens fan
- A single Falcons jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Eye of Bears, tongue of ref,
Bring Browns down to grief,
Corley scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Malachi Corley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malachi Corley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malachi Corley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.