The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Malachi Corley
Malachi Corley · CLE · WR
“Ref: "Number Corley, that's a flag." Corley: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Corley's week
- Corley's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Corley was due a breakout.
- Corley gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
88%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Corley's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Malachi Corley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malachi Corley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malachi Corley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.