The Dropped Pass Hex of Malachi Corley
Malachi Corley · CLE · WR
“Corley's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Corley was due a breakout.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Corley's week
- The broadcast shows Corley on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Corley drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
74%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Corley's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Malachi Corley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malachi Corley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malachi Corley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.