The Mystery Tweak Hex of Malachi Corley
Malachi Corley · CLE · WR
“Corley finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Corley's week
- Corley's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- The broadcast shows Corley on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
80%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Corley drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Malachi Corley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malachi Corley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malachi Corley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.