The Hamstring Hex of Malachi Corley
Malachi Corley · CLE · WR
“Corley gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Corley's week
- Corley gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Corley drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
87%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Corley, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Malachi Corley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malachi Corley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malachi Corley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.