The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Malachi Corley
Malachi Corley · CLE · WR
“Corley scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Corley's week
- Corley's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Corley was due a breakout.
- Corley does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
72%POTENCY
-17.3PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A single Browns jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Eye of Falcons, tongue of ref,
Bring Browns down to grief,
Corley scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Malachi Corley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malachi Corley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malachi Corley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.