The Butter-Finger Hex of Malachi Corley
Malachi Corley · CLE · WR
“Corley is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Corley's week
- Corley gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Western Kentucky's biggest rival.
- Corley's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Corley was due a breakout.
78%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Corley, Corley, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Malachi Corley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malachi Corley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malachi Corley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.