The Phantom Flag Hex of Malachi Corley
Malachi Corley · CLE · WR
“Corley drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Corley's week
- Corley's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Corley finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
85%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jets locker room
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Eye of Saints, tongue of ref,
Bring Browns down to grief,
Corley scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Malachi Corley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malachi Corley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malachi Corley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.