The Inch-Short Hex of Malachi Corley
Malachi Corley · CLE · WR
“Ref: "Number Corley, that's a flag." Corley: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Corley's week
- Corley will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Corley gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Western Kentucky's biggest rival.
74%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single tear from a Browns fan
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jets locker room
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Corley drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Malachi Corley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malachi Corley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malachi Corley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.