The Phantom Holding Hex of Malachi Corley
Malachi Corley · CLE · WR
“Corley tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Corley's week
- Corley finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Ref: "Number Corley, that's a flag." Corley: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
82%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Eye of Eagles, tongue of ref,
Bring Browns down to grief,
Corley scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Malachi Corley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malachi Corley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malachi Corley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.