The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Malachi Corley
Malachi Corley · CLE · WR
“Corley will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Corley's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Corley's stadium. Only over Corley.
- Corley does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
76%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Corley drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Malachi Corley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malachi Corley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malachi Corley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.