The Late Scratch Hex of Malachi Corley
Malachi Corley · CLE · WR
“Corley does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Corley's week
- Corley's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Corley was due a breakout.
- Corley gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Western Kentucky's biggest rival.
83%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Corley's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Malachi Corley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malachi Corley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malachi Corley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.