The Butter-Finger Hex of Malachi Corley
Malachi Corley · CLE · WR
“Corley will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Corley's week
- Corley's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Corley sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
82%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single Bills jersey, ironically worn
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Corley, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Malachi Corley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malachi Corley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malachi Corley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.