The Phantom Flag Hex of Malachi Corley
Malachi Corley · CLE · WR
“Corley's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Corley's week
- Corley gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Corley gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
88%POTENCY
-18.3PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Powdered kicker confidence
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Corley drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Malachi Corley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malachi Corley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malachi Corley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.