The Butter-Finger Hex of Malachi Corley
Malachi Corley · CLE · WR
“Corley tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Corley's week
- Corley sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Corley is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
72%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Corley's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Malachi Corley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malachi Corley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malachi Corley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.