The Late Scratch Hex of Malachi Corley
Malachi Corley · CLE · WR
“Corley will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Corley's week
- Corley drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- Ref: "Number Corley, that's a flag." Corley: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
91%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single Jaguars jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Corley, Corley, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Malachi Corley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malachi Corley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malachi Corley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.