The Dropped Pass Hex of Malachi Corley
Malachi Corley · CLE · WR
“Corley gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Western Kentucky's biggest rival.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Corley's week
- Corley tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Corley gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
89%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single Texans jersey, ironically worn
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Corley drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Malachi Corley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malachi Corley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malachi Corley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.