The Mystery Tweak Hex of Malachi Corley
Malachi Corley · CLE · WR
“Corley is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Corley's week
- Corley will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Corley gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
85%POTENCY
-11.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Ravens locker room
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Corley drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Malachi Corley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malachi Corley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malachi Corley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.