The Late Scratch Hex of Malachi Corley
Malachi Corley · CLE · WR
“Corley will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Corley's week
- Corley finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Corley scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
89%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Corley drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Malachi Corley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malachi Corley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malachi Corley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.