The Hamstring Hex of Malachi Corley
Malachi Corley · CLE · WR
“Corley will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Corley's week
- Corley gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Corley will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
83%POTENCY
-16.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Corley, Corley, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Malachi Corley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malachi Corley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malachi Corley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.