The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Malachi Corley
Malachi Corley · CLE · WR
“Corley is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Corley's week
- Corley gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Western Kentucky's biggest rival.
- Corley finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
84%POTENCY
-9.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Eye of Patriots, tongue of ref,
Bring Browns down to grief,
Corley scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Malachi Corley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malachi Corley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malachi Corley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.