The Inch-Short Hex of Malachi Corley
Malachi Corley · CLE · WR
“Corley will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Corley's week
- Corley sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Corley gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Western Kentucky's biggest rival.
74%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Corley, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Malachi Corley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malachi Corley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malachi Corley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.