The Dropped Pass Hex of Malachi Corley
Malachi Corley · CLE · WR
“Corley gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Corley's week
- Corley gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- The broadcast shows Corley on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
87%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single tear from a Buccaneers fan
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Corley drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Malachi Corley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malachi Corley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malachi Corley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.