The Hamstring Hex of Malachi Corley
Malachi Corley · CLE · WR
“Corley is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Corley's week
- Corley will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Corley sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
87%POTENCY
-16.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Corley's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Malachi Corley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malachi Corley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malachi Corley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.