The Snap Count Hex of Malachi Corley
Malachi Corley · CLE · WR
“Corley's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Corley's week
- Corley scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
- Corley gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
78%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Corley, Corley, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Malachi Corley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malachi Corley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malachi Corley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.