The Inch-Short Hex of Malachi Corley
Malachi Corley · CLE · WR
“Corley is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Corley's week
- Ref: "Number Corley, that's a flag." Corley: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Corley gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Western Kentucky's biggest rival.
75%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Corley's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Malachi Corley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malachi Corley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malachi Corley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.