The Late Scratch Hex of Malachi Corley
Malachi Corley · CLE · WR
“Corley gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Corley's week
- Corley is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Corley is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
92%POTENCY
-17.4PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Corley drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Malachi Corley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malachi Corley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malachi Corley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.