The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Malachi Corley
Malachi Corley · CLE · WR
“Ref: "Number Corley, that's a flag." Corley: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Corley's week
- Corley's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Corley finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
83%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Eye of Bengals, tongue of ref,
Bring Browns down to grief,
Corley scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Malachi Corley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malachi Corley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malachi Corley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.