The Phantom Holding Hex of Malachi Fields
Malachi Fields · NYG · WR
“Fields gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Fields's week
- Rookie Fields gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Fields gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
81%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Buccaneers fan
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Fields's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Malachi Fields in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malachi Fields is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malachi Fields actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.