The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Malachi Fields
Malachi Fields · NYG · WR
“Fields finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Fields's week
- Rookie Fields gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Fields tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
91%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single Packers jersey, ironically worn
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single tear from a Browns fan
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Fields's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Malachi Fields in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malachi Fields is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malachi Fields actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.