The Late Scratch Hex of Malachi Fields
Malachi Fields · NYG · WR
“Ref: "Number Fields, that's a flag." Fields: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Fields's week
- Fields drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- Fields gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
81%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Fields, Fields, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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- Amon-Ra St. Brown
- Jaxon Smith-Njigba
- CeeDee Lamb
- Justin Jefferson
- A.J. Brown
- Drake London
- Nico Collins
- George Pickens
- Malik Nabers
- Chris Olave
- Rashee Rice
FAQ
How do I curse Malachi Fields in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malachi Fields is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malachi Fields actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.