The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Malachi Fields
Malachi Fields · NYG · WR
“Rookie Fields gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Fields's week
- Fields's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Fields is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
90%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single tear from a Texans fan
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Fields, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Malachi Fields in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malachi Fields is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malachi Fields actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.