The Hamstring Hex of Malachi Fields
Malachi Fields · NYG · WR
“Fields's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Fields's week
- Rookie Fields gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Fields is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
81%POTENCY
-10.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Fields's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Malachi Fields in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malachi Fields is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malachi Fields actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.