The Phantom Holding Hex of Malachi Fields
Malachi Fields · NYG · WR
“Fields gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Fields's week
- Rookie Fields gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Fields is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
91%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Cardinals locker room
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Eye of Eagles, tongue of ref,
Bring Giants down to grief,
Fields scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Malachi Fields in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malachi Fields is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malachi Fields actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.