The Snap Count Hex of Malachi Fields
Malachi Fields · NYG · WR
“Rookie Fields gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Fields's week
- Fields gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
- The broadcast shows Fields on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
86%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Fields, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Malachi Fields in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malachi Fields is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malachi Fields actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.