The Hamstring Hex of Malachi Fields
Malachi Fields · NYG · WR
“Fields's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Fields's week
- Fields gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Fields tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
72%POTENCY
-14.1PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Fields's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Malachi Fields in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malachi Fields is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malachi Fields actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.