The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Malachi Fields
Malachi Fields · NYG · WR
“Fields's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Fields was due a breakout.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Fields's week
- Rookie Fields gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Fields gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
73%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Fields, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Malachi Fields in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malachi Fields is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malachi Fields actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.