The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Malachi Fields
Malachi Fields · NYG · WR
“Fields gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Fields's week
- Rookie Fields gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Fields will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
91%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A used challenge flag
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Fields's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Malachi Fields in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malachi Fields is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malachi Fields actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.