The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Malachi Fields
Malachi Fields · NYG · WR
“Fields sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Fields's week
- Fields gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Fields scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
81%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Fields drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Malachi Fields in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malachi Fields is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malachi Fields actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.