The Hamstring Hex of Malachi Fields
Malachi Fields · NYG · WR
“Fields goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Fields's week
- Fields gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Notre Dame's biggest rival.
- Ref: "Number Fields, that's a flag." Fields: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
77%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single Vikings jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Eye of Buccaneers, tongue of ref,
Bring Giants down to grief,
Fields scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Malachi Fields in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malachi Fields is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malachi Fields actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.