The Late Scratch Hex of Malachi Fields
Malachi Fields · NYG · WR
“Fields's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Fields's week
- Rookie Fields gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Fields sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
88%POTENCY
-17.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Eye of Ravens, tongue of ref,
Bring Giants down to grief,
Fields scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Malachi Fields in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Malachi Fields is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Malachi Fields actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.